Woman Empowerment in India

"All of us, as responsible citizens, have a special obligation to contribute to the social and economic empowerment of women," the Prime Minister said.

The meaning of Woman Empowerment in India is as follows:

·         It means to encourage women to have patience to bear the cruelities of society.

·         It means to take balanced diet to enable oneself to perform dual function of housewife and working woman in perfect way.

·         In case of social injustice such as eve teasing or rape a woman should be empowered to bear the indifference of society.

·         In case of any kind of physical or mental weakness she should be empowered to let others decide things for her.

·         It means to encourage woman to carry on her marriage throughout life although she is happy with it or not.

·         A woman should be mentally empowered to be slave of men in society.

RBI Governor’s Request to End Malnutrition Campaign

RBI Governor Mr. Subbarao  called Prime Minister Manmohan Singh and asked him to put a ban on Govt . of  India’s advertisement on malnutrition ( kuposhan)that features  Amir Khan .In that  advertisement Amir is fostering people to provide  healthy and balanced diet to their children. Subbarao feels that the slogan ‘kuposhan bharat chodo’(Malnutrition Quit India) is taken very seriously especially by rural people of India and they are spending their increased income in offering balanced diet to their children. Their practice of taking the message of Amir seriously has brought an  increase in demand of healthy food items and has further added to increase in prices of essential food items. Subbarao is also thinking about ways to put a curve on the ever increasing income of rural government. It is height of loyalty towards Government on part of Governer.

((RBI Governor D Subbarao claims that Rise in rural income fuelling food inflation))

What MMS (Manmohan Singh) Says

Manmohan Singh said that there is no magic wand to handle corruption instantly and he said this to editors during meeting. If MMS thinks that there is no magic wand to control corruption then he should also try to understand that common man is also no having any magic wand to handle frequent rise in prices. He should also try to understand that even an extra dumb approach of him and his government is not enough to handle corruption. Manmohan Singh is also saying that I am doing my best for nation. What I think if he considers his action as best then he should also try to do worst and may be that worst may prove helpful for India. One more thing, MMS government is doing best to control the people who wish to fight against corruption. If MMS is honest then why  is he tolerating corruption under his nose.

Digi Uncle's Special Wishes for Dear Rahul Gandhi

Digvijay Singh ji Rahul ke ektalisvey janam din pe kehtey hai ki Rahul gandhi ab itne anubhavi ho chukey hai ki desh ke pradhanmantri bn saktey hai. Unke aisa kehne ke piche kai karan hai jo isparkar hai

Kyunki Manmohan Singh samet congress ke sabhi diggaz neta itne badnam ho chukey hai ki unmey sai kisi ko desh ka pradhanmatri nhi bnaya ja sakta.

Party Rahul baba ki publicity ke liye krodon rupaiya kharch kar chuki hai aur rahul ko pradhanmantri bna kar usey vasulna hai.

Rahul baba nai bharat ke lagbhag sabhi main sthano per picnic mna li hai aur ab wo bharat ke chppey chppey sai wakif hai

Rahul baba ko rajniti aur sarkar chlaney ka kuch khaas anubhav nhi hai aur aisey mai yadi unko pradhanmantri bhna diya jaaye tho congress ke neta aasani se desh ko loot saktey hai.

Rahul baba dhith bhi hai. Koi kuch bhi kehta rahey unko koi fark nhi padta.Ye desh ka pradhanmantri bnaney ke liye sabse bda gun hai. dhith honey ka ye gun unko apni  mta sushri Sonia Gandhi sai  virassat mai mila hai.

Rahul ki shaadi bhi nhi hui issliye desh ki yuva mahilayon ka samarthan unhey lgataar mila Rahega

Sabsey bda aur mhatabpuran baat hai ki ve Gandhi Parivaar sai sambandh rakhtey hai. Bharat mai Pradhanmantri ka pd Gandhi parivaar ke baap ki jaagir hai


Digi ko agley chunavo mai apney parivar walon ke liye ticket leni hai issliye bhi Rahul gandhi Pradhanmantri seat ke sahi daveydaar lagtey hai.

Strike by Congress Against Anna Hazare and Baba Ramdev

Sonia Gandhi  Samet  Congress Party nai baba  Ramdev aur Anna hazare ki virudh Anshan karney ka faisla kiya hai. Ve Ramleela maidan mai Anshan karengay aur unhonai  nirnai kiya hai ki vo kewal fal khaiyengey. Anshan ke dauran congress ke netayon nai kuch is prakar byanbazi ki.

Manmohan Singh: Ye sab meri chuppi aur bholeypn ka faida utha rahe hai.Ab hum tab thak Anshan karengey jab tak ye log apna aandolan band nhi karengay .

Sonia Gandhi:Hum Larengay aant tak larengay. Fal tho kya mai sarkar ko bachaney ke liye dry fruit bhi kha jaungi.

Kapil Sibbal (seb khatey hui) Ab tho baba ko aur anna ko chiti likh kar deni hi hogi ki ab wo Anshan nhi karengay.

P.Chitabram: Mai tho Sonia ji sai gujarish karta hun ki mai tho tabhi strike per baithunga yadi Sonia ji ye bishwas dilati hai ki vo amma(Jai Lalitha) ki baathon main nhi aayengi.Nhi tho meri jagah amma ko bithai. Wo tho mujhse kahin jayada fal kha jayegi.

Digvijay Singh: Mai 11000 logon ki sena jinko mainay bak bak karney ki training di hai wo bhi fruit strike mai shamil hogi. Wo mil kar itne fruit kha jayegi ki delhi mai fruits ki kami pad jayegi.

Lalu Prasad Yadav: Hum tho tabhi strike mai shamil hongey agar Sonia ji export quality ke fruits mangwaengi. Agar achi quality ke fruit aayengay tho hum kya Rawari aur bachey bhi strike mai aa jayengay.

Sheela Dixit: Hum sai tho  abhi tak sarkar ki koi baat nhi hui strike ke barey mai.Delhi sarkar ki falon ka bandobast karney ki koi jimmedari nhi.

Rahul: Mai tho strike mai badi khushi sai shamil hoyunga kyunki non veg kha kar mera pet bahar aa gaya hai.sirf fal khaunga tho pet balance ho jayega.Merey Anshan karney sai yuva pidi ko fast food chod kar fal khaney ki prerna milegi.

Priyanka: Mai bhi strike mai shamil ho jaungi bachon ko lekar. Bachon ko sab ko fruit khata dekh kar fruit khaney ki aadat pad jayegi.

Pranab Mukherji: Mai tho pehley hi sugar ka mareez  hun. Mai kya congress ke kai neta sugar sai pidit hai.Agar hum Fal kha kha kar mar gaye tho iski jimmedari baba Ramdev aur Anna ki hogi.

Manish Tiwari: Fal kha kar mujhme itne takat aa jayegi ki mai apni party ka baba ramdev aur Anna ke virudh sahi pratinidhitab kar sakunga.

Deepak Chaurasia: Tho dekha aapney kis tarah din mai ek ek kilo meat khaney waley neta  loktantr ko Ramdev baba aur Anna ke prakop sai bachaney ke liye sirf fal kha kar karengay atim saans tak Anshan

Sonia Gandhi and Manmohan Singh on long Ride

Sonia Gandhi: Manmohan ji aap 5 saal purey honey tak unhi chalatey jaiye. Traffic ki parvah mat kiziye. Mai jahan kahun vahin lejaiye.Mai piche beth kar sab kuch sabhal lungi.

Manmohan Singh: Jo hukum madam ji

Sonia Gandhi and Manmohan Singh Dancing on Munni Song

Munna badnam Hua Munni Terey liye
 

Meeting Between Sonia Gandhi and Manmohan Singh

Manmohan Singh –Sonia ji menu bachao,dasso ki kariye, baba ni manda kenda mai ni band karda Anshan. Uthon di Anna hazare bhi Delhi aa ke baith gya.

Sonia- Don’t worry tumhey koi kuch nhi kahega. Tum chup karke apney ghar mai ghusey raho. Public mai mat aayo.Just chill. Sibbal, Pranab aur Digvijay sab ko kuch handle kar lega.

Manmohan Singh: Sonia ji mainu Bahut dr lag reha hai.Mai ki kran.Mainu kyun bnaya Pradhan Mantri.

Sonia: Manmohan tum bahut siddha hai, ye sab tumharey bas kaa baat nhi hai.Tumhey issiliye tho Prime minister bnaya hai kyun ki  tum siddha hai aur tum bahut obedient hai .

Tum kisi chiz ka reason nhi puchta bus hamarey isara pe nachta rehta hai. Pura congress tumhara innocence ka mja leta hai. Kuch bhi karta hai aur tumhara innocent face ko janta kai Samne la kar bach jaata hai.

Manmohan: Per lok mainu galan kad rahey nai.

Sonia : Arey Tum pe  koi blame aayega aur tumharey karan kisi aur mantri per bhi nhi. U r such a cutie pie. Congress and Indian people luv u only for ur cute innocent face Manmohan.

Manmohan: Sonia ji  Mainu sodi tension hai.BJP, Anna te Baba Ramdev Sodey Barey ulta siddha boli jaandey ne. Merey tho sunya ni janda. Mai soda namak khada hai.

Sonia: Manmohan tum hamara tension mat lo. Mujhey tho hindi  jyada samajh mai hi nhi aata.ha ha ha. Isliye mujhe koi fark nhi padta ke baba, Anna ya Congress kya Bolta hai. Aur jyada problem aaya tho mai Italy chaley Jaungi kuch din ke liye. Vaiasay bhi kafi din sai nhi gayi. Tum Mera Tension mat lo. Apna sehat ka khayal rakho. Tum ko kuch ho gya tho Congress ke paas innocent face nhi rahega jisse log khush rahey.

Manmohan:  Sonia ji Sushma Swaraj bahut ult pult bol rhi hai.

Sonia: Sushma ko tho vaisay bhi bhak bhak karne ka aadat hai. Bahut bolti hai. Pta nhi kya khaati hai vo.

Manmohan: Sonia ji mai soch reha haan tyaag patr de daan.

Sonia: No manmohan. Aisa khyal mn mai laana bhi nhi. Tumharey baad kisko Prime Minister bnaegay. Robert nai priyanka ko bhi mna kar rakha hai politics mai aaney ko aur Rahul ko log abhi jyada like nhi karta. Abhi tho vo logon ko impress karney mai lga hua hai. Agar tumney resign kar diya tho uska sara career barbaad ho jayega.

Manmohan: Sonia ji per mai tang aa gaya. Meri bdi beijti ho rhi hai.

Sonia: Manmohan ji agar aap nai resign kar diya baaki ke log Prime Minister Chair ke liye ld padengay. Aur kisi nai samrthan bapis le liya tho tho sarkar gir jayega aur Rahul ka career tho barbaad ho jayega. Tum thoda patience rakho. Aisa karo thodey din ke liye TV dekhna bnd karo. Just chill.

Manmohan : Mera jenna haram ho gaya Prime Minister bn ke Sonia ji.

Sonia :Kum sai kum mujh jaisi vidhwa aurat ke bachey ke career ke barey mai socho Manmohan ji. Agar mujhe pehley pta hota ki aap aisey darpok hai tho mai kisi aur innocent aur intelligent aadmi ko Prime Minister Bna deti.Aisa situation mai resign karengey tho apka aur congress dono ka image khrab hoga. Bus kisi tarah se teen saal purey kar ligiye aur agli baar agar congress jeet gya tho  dekhtey hai kya karna hai. Ab aap ja saktey hai Manmohan ji aur Media mai kuch bhi bolney sai Pehley mujhe phone karke puch lena.

Mamohan: Madam tusi kyon nhi bn jaandey Prime Minister

Sonia: Arey Manmohan ji agar mujhe kisi nai maar diya tho mera bacha Rahul tho Dunia mai Akela pd jayega. Uska kya hoga merey baad. Abhi tho uska shaadi bhi nahi hua.Aur mai es desh ke liye apna jaan gwana nhi chahti.

Slogan against Government

Jis din sarkar nai ramleela maidan ch lokan te nalley babey ramdev te sakht karwai kitti taan

 

Agle din lok nara la rahe si ‘Sonia  jiski mummy hai, vo sarkar nikammi hai’. 

Mai isey narrey tho impress ho k eek poem likhi jisde naal narra complete te badhiya ban sakda hai

Meri poem hai…………………………

Rajeev Gandhi  jiska papa hai

Aus sarkar nai paya syapa hai

Prinyanka jisdi bhain hai

Vo sarkar dain hai

Rahul  jis sarkar da Bhai hai

usne khule aam lut machai   hai

Indira jisdi daadi hai

Aus sarkar nai machai barbaadi hai

Te naaley lokan di jaan khaadi hai

Robert jisda jija hai

Aus sarkar da khrab bheja hai

Manmohan jisda uncle hai

Aus sarkar di batti gul hai

Kyunki  isnu Loktantr gaya bhul hai

Is sarkar nu  gadhi te bithauna lokan di bhul hai

Isdi sari pol gai khul hai

Sibbal is sarkar da garah mantri hai

Auhi sabto badda sadyantri hai