Narender Modi and Rahul Gandhi's Motherland

Gujrat Chief Minister Mr.Narender Modi says that Rahul has showered insult on our motherland (India) by referring it beehive. Actually Amul baby Rahul baba has not at all insulted India but he said so as he considers his mother Mrs. Sonia Gandhi as Queen Bee and origin of honey bee according to Wikipedia is Europe and Italy is part of it. There are several reasons why Rahul baba has made this statement. Some are as follows:

·         When his mother is ‘Queen Bee’ then Congress Party at her disposal is Beehive.

·         Just as a small bird considers his surrounding as whole world so as Rahul baba considers Congress Party as his whole country as he has spent most of his time with his uncles from congress party. So, limited exposure is reason of passing such statement.

·         Just as ‘Queen Bee’ does not work and gives orders to others in same way Sonia ji gives orders to party men. Rahul has grown up by seeing all this.

·         Rahul has also seen Congress party men making their fortunes by sucking blood of Indian People just in nature of beehive.

So,Modi ji  don’t take offence of Rahul Baba’s statement. India is certainly land of Rahul’s Mother also and he respects it like anything.

So called Rahul of BJP

Even BJP can have one Rahul Baba and that is Rahul Mahajan,son of deceased BJP leader Parmod Mahajan.There are some basic differences between Rahul Gandhi baba and Rahul Mahajan Baba. Rahul Gandhi likes to remain in touch with real india but Rahul Mahajan like to remain in reality shows. Rahul Mahajan has married twice in 30’s but Rahul Gandhi could afford to have only a girl friend even in 40’s. Rahul Gandhi is obedient child of Sonia Gandhi but Rahul Mahajan is disobedient child of Rekha Mahajan. Rahul Gandhi is hungry for power and can go up to any extent for acquiring it and rahul Mahajan has hunger for gaining public attention and can engage in anything for publicity. One thing is common between two Rahuls and that is both of them were spotted in media after death of their fathers.

Rahul in Mayanagari

Rahul  Gandhi has gone to celebrate picnic in Mayanagri. Mr. Shravan Kumar( Rahul baba) is obeying the orders of his dear Mother Mrs. Sonia Gandhi.   He feels a great ease in politics as a profession as he knows that he has to do nothing for solving the problems of farmers but has to just eat and sleep with farmers. Rahul Gandhi is the right hand of Sonia as these kinds of assignments can not be handled by Sonia being a woman. Rahul says the administration of UP is run by dalaals and I am search for of the most powerful dalal who can help us in getting the share of administration in UP after coming elections. He is searching the dalal every where in UP and even visited to farmers. He guesses he may be able catch the most powerful dalal through farmers.  

Digi Uncle's Special Wishes for Dear Rahul Gandhi

Digvijay Singh ji Rahul ke ektalisvey janam din pe kehtey hai ki Rahul gandhi ab itne anubhavi ho chukey hai ki desh ke pradhanmantri bn saktey hai. Unke aisa kehne ke piche kai karan hai jo isparkar hai

Kyunki Manmohan Singh samet congress ke sabhi diggaz neta itne badnam ho chukey hai ki unmey sai kisi ko desh ka pradhanmatri nhi bnaya ja sakta.

Party Rahul baba ki publicity ke liye krodon rupaiya kharch kar chuki hai aur rahul ko pradhanmantri bna kar usey vasulna hai.

Rahul baba nai bharat ke lagbhag sabhi main sthano per picnic mna li hai aur ab wo bharat ke chppey chppey sai wakif hai

Rahul baba ko rajniti aur sarkar chlaney ka kuch khaas anubhav nhi hai aur aisey mai yadi unko pradhanmantri bhna diya jaaye tho congress ke neta aasani se desh ko loot saktey hai.

Rahul baba dhith bhi hai. Koi kuch bhi kehta rahey unko koi fark nhi padta.Ye desh ka pradhanmantri bnaney ke liye sabse bda gun hai. dhith honey ka ye gun unko apni  mta sushri Sonia Gandhi sai  virassat mai mila hai.

Rahul ki shaadi bhi nhi hui issliye desh ki yuva mahilayon ka samarthan unhey lgataar mila Rahega

Sabsey bda aur mhatabpuran baat hai ki ve Gandhi Parivaar sai sambandh rakhtey hai. Bharat mai Pradhanmantri ka pd Gandhi parivaar ke baap ki jaagir hai


Digi ko agley chunavo mai apney parivar walon ke liye ticket leni hai issliye bhi Rahul gandhi Pradhanmantri seat ke sahi daveydaar lagtey hai.

Why Rahul Gandhi is Angry with Sonia Gandhi

Manmohan Singh to Sonia gandhi: Sonia ji kya baat hai aaj kal Rahul ji kuch naraj sai lagtey hai aap sai.

 Sonia Ganhi:      Kya btaun Manmohan ji Rahul keh rha hai ki ki mummy mujhe jeans pehnni hai. Mainay mna kar diya aur kha ki usey apney professinal kapdey hi pehney hongey yaani kurta pajyama. 

Kehta hai meri girl friend  kehti hai ki agar mainay jeans nhi pehni tho vo mujhe chod degi.

Mainay kaha chod deney doo aur mil jayegi.

Tho kehta hai ki 46 saal ki umar mai aur girl friend nhi milegi.  Ab aap hi btao iss samay aur kya kum samsyain hai jo wo ye jid kar raha hai:

Manmohan: Tho Pehnne doo na Sonia ji

Sonia Gandhi: Na Baba na media waley kya kehengay

Manmohan Singh: Tho sonia ji aisa kartey haiki hum congress ke yuva morcha ke sdsyon ke liye jeans hi dress code rakh detey hai.

Sonia Gandhi: Haan ye thik rahegan.lekin wo ek baat aur bhi keh raha hai.

Sonia Gandhi: Kehta hai lokpal bill ke maangey maan lo. Kehta hai ki meri girl friend kehti hai ki tumhari maa kitni dhith hai becharey Anna ki baat nhi maanti aur vo kehti hai ki mujhe aisi aadiyal saas nhi chahiye. Agar hamney Lokpal Bill ki Maangein naa mani tho vo Rahul Sai Shaadi nhi karegi

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Manmohan: Fir tho Rahul ji ke bhavishya ke liye aapko manna hi hoga.Aur agar aap maan jayegi tho mai bhi thoda muh dikhaney ke kabil ho jaunga.

Sonia Gandhi: Arey Manmohan ji aap bhi kya bachey ki baaton mai aatey hai. Maan jayega kuch din mai. Chodo usey. Uske chakkar mai padey tho bahut nuksaan ho jayega

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Strike by Congress Against Anna Hazare and Baba Ramdev

Sonia Gandhi  Samet  Congress Party nai baba  Ramdev aur Anna hazare ki virudh Anshan karney ka faisla kiya hai. Ve Ramleela maidan mai Anshan karengay aur unhonai  nirnai kiya hai ki vo kewal fal khaiyengey. Anshan ke dauran congress ke netayon nai kuch is prakar byanbazi ki.

Manmohan Singh: Ye sab meri chuppi aur bholeypn ka faida utha rahe hai.Ab hum tab thak Anshan karengey jab tak ye log apna aandolan band nhi karengay .

Sonia Gandhi:Hum Larengay aant tak larengay. Fal tho kya mai sarkar ko bachaney ke liye dry fruit bhi kha jaungi.

Kapil Sibbal (seb khatey hui) Ab tho baba ko aur anna ko chiti likh kar deni hi hogi ki ab wo Anshan nhi karengay.

P.Chitabram: Mai tho Sonia ji sai gujarish karta hun ki mai tho tabhi strike per baithunga yadi Sonia ji ye bishwas dilati hai ki vo amma(Jai Lalitha) ki baathon main nhi aayengi.Nhi tho meri jagah amma ko bithai. Wo tho mujhse kahin jayada fal kha jayegi.

Digvijay Singh: Mai 11000 logon ki sena jinko mainay bak bak karney ki training di hai wo bhi fruit strike mai shamil hogi. Wo mil kar itne fruit kha jayegi ki delhi mai fruits ki kami pad jayegi.

Lalu Prasad Yadav: Hum tho tabhi strike mai shamil hongey agar Sonia ji export quality ke fruits mangwaengi. Agar achi quality ke fruit aayengay tho hum kya Rawari aur bachey bhi strike mai aa jayengay.

Sheela Dixit: Hum sai tho  abhi tak sarkar ki koi baat nhi hui strike ke barey mai.Delhi sarkar ki falon ka bandobast karney ki koi jimmedari nhi.

Rahul: Mai tho strike mai badi khushi sai shamil hoyunga kyunki non veg kha kar mera pet bahar aa gaya hai.sirf fal khaunga tho pet balance ho jayega.Merey Anshan karney sai yuva pidi ko fast food chod kar fal khaney ki prerna milegi.

Priyanka: Mai bhi strike mai shamil ho jaungi bachon ko lekar. Bachon ko sab ko fruit khata dekh kar fruit khaney ki aadat pad jayegi.

Pranab Mukherji: Mai tho pehley hi sugar ka mareez  hun. Mai kya congress ke kai neta sugar sai pidit hai.Agar hum Fal kha kha kar mar gaye tho iski jimmedari baba Ramdev aur Anna ki hogi.

Manish Tiwari: Fal kha kar mujhme itne takat aa jayegi ki mai apni party ka baba ramdev aur Anna ke virudh sahi pratinidhitab kar sakunga.

Deepak Chaurasia: Tho dekha aapney kis tarah din mai ek ek kilo meat khaney waley neta  loktantr ko Ramdev baba aur Anna ke prakop sai bachaney ke liye sirf fal kha kar karengay atim saans tak Anshan

Slogan against Government

Jis din sarkar nai ramleela maidan ch lokan te nalley babey ramdev te sakht karwai kitti taan

 

Agle din lok nara la rahe si ‘Sonia  jiski mummy hai, vo sarkar nikammi hai’. 

Mai isey narrey tho impress ho k eek poem likhi jisde naal narra complete te badhiya ban sakda hai

Meri poem hai…………………………

Rajeev Gandhi  jiska papa hai

Aus sarkar nai paya syapa hai

Prinyanka jisdi bhain hai

Vo sarkar dain hai

Rahul  jis sarkar da Bhai hai

usne khule aam lut machai   hai

Indira jisdi daadi hai

Aus sarkar nai machai barbaadi hai

Te naaley lokan di jaan khaadi hai

Robert jisda jija hai

Aus sarkar da khrab bheja hai

Manmohan jisda uncle hai

Aus sarkar di batti gul hai

Kyunki  isnu Loktantr gaya bhul hai

Is sarkar nu  gadhi te bithauna lokan di bhul hai

Isdi sari pol gai khul hai

Sibbal is sarkar da garah mantri hai

Auhi sabto badda sadyantri hai