Digi Uncle's Special Wishes for Dear Rahul Gandhi

Digvijay Singh ji Rahul ke ektalisvey janam din pe kehtey hai ki Rahul gandhi ab itne anubhavi ho chukey hai ki desh ke pradhanmantri bn saktey hai. Unke aisa kehne ke piche kai karan hai jo isparkar hai

Kyunki Manmohan Singh samet congress ke sabhi diggaz neta itne badnam ho chukey hai ki unmey sai kisi ko desh ka pradhanmatri nhi bnaya ja sakta.

Party Rahul baba ki publicity ke liye krodon rupaiya kharch kar chuki hai aur rahul ko pradhanmantri bna kar usey vasulna hai.

Rahul baba nai bharat ke lagbhag sabhi main sthano per picnic mna li hai aur ab wo bharat ke chppey chppey sai wakif hai

Rahul baba ko rajniti aur sarkar chlaney ka kuch khaas anubhav nhi hai aur aisey mai yadi unko pradhanmantri bhna diya jaaye tho congress ke neta aasani se desh ko loot saktey hai.

Rahul baba dhith bhi hai. Koi kuch bhi kehta rahey unko koi fark nhi padta.Ye desh ka pradhanmantri bnaney ke liye sabse bda gun hai. dhith honey ka ye gun unko apni  mta sushri Sonia Gandhi sai  virassat mai mila hai.

Rahul ki shaadi bhi nhi hui issliye desh ki yuva mahilayon ka samarthan unhey lgataar mila Rahega

Sabsey bda aur mhatabpuran baat hai ki ve Gandhi Parivaar sai sambandh rakhtey hai. Bharat mai Pradhanmantri ka pd Gandhi parivaar ke baap ki jaagir hai


Digi ko agley chunavo mai apney parivar walon ke liye ticket leni hai issliye bhi Rahul gandhi Pradhanmantri seat ke sahi daveydaar lagtey hai.

Nitin Gatkari karey tho Charachter Dheela

BJP ke Neta Nitin Gatkari ji nai kaha ki congress tho muni sai bhi jyada badnam ho gai hai aur brastachar ke mudde pe vaisay hi kar rahi hai jaisay Pakistan ki Sarkar aatankbad ke mudde pe karti hai. Aisa kehne pe congress ke neta keh rahe hai ki Nitin ji iss tarah ke byano ke liye parsidh hai. Ye tho vahi baat hui ki Digvijay karey tho Raas Leela aur Nitin Gatkari karey tho character dheela.

Strike by Congress Against Anna Hazare and Baba Ramdev

Sonia Gandhi  Samet  Congress Party nai baba  Ramdev aur Anna hazare ki virudh Anshan karney ka faisla kiya hai. Ve Ramleela maidan mai Anshan karengay aur unhonai  nirnai kiya hai ki vo kewal fal khaiyengey. Anshan ke dauran congress ke netayon nai kuch is prakar byanbazi ki.

Manmohan Singh: Ye sab meri chuppi aur bholeypn ka faida utha rahe hai.Ab hum tab thak Anshan karengey jab tak ye log apna aandolan band nhi karengay .

Sonia Gandhi:Hum Larengay aant tak larengay. Fal tho kya mai sarkar ko bachaney ke liye dry fruit bhi kha jaungi.

Kapil Sibbal (seb khatey hui) Ab tho baba ko aur anna ko chiti likh kar deni hi hogi ki ab wo Anshan nhi karengay.

P.Chitabram: Mai tho Sonia ji sai gujarish karta hun ki mai tho tabhi strike per baithunga yadi Sonia ji ye bishwas dilati hai ki vo amma(Jai Lalitha) ki baathon main nhi aayengi.Nhi tho meri jagah amma ko bithai. Wo tho mujhse kahin jayada fal kha jayegi.

Digvijay Singh: Mai 11000 logon ki sena jinko mainay bak bak karney ki training di hai wo bhi fruit strike mai shamil hogi. Wo mil kar itne fruit kha jayegi ki delhi mai fruits ki kami pad jayegi.

Lalu Prasad Yadav: Hum tho tabhi strike mai shamil hongey agar Sonia ji export quality ke fruits mangwaengi. Agar achi quality ke fruit aayengay tho hum kya Rawari aur bachey bhi strike mai aa jayengay.

Sheela Dixit: Hum sai tho  abhi tak sarkar ki koi baat nhi hui strike ke barey mai.Delhi sarkar ki falon ka bandobast karney ki koi jimmedari nhi.

Rahul: Mai tho strike mai badi khushi sai shamil hoyunga kyunki non veg kha kar mera pet bahar aa gaya hai.sirf fal khaunga tho pet balance ho jayega.Merey Anshan karney sai yuva pidi ko fast food chod kar fal khaney ki prerna milegi.

Priyanka: Mai bhi strike mai shamil ho jaungi bachon ko lekar. Bachon ko sab ko fruit khata dekh kar fruit khaney ki aadat pad jayegi.

Pranab Mukherji: Mai tho pehley hi sugar ka mareez  hun. Mai kya congress ke kai neta sugar sai pidit hai.Agar hum Fal kha kha kar mar gaye tho iski jimmedari baba Ramdev aur Anna ki hogi.

Manish Tiwari: Fal kha kar mujhme itne takat aa jayegi ki mai apni party ka baba ramdev aur Anna ke virudh sahi pratinidhitab kar sakunga.

Deepak Chaurasia: Tho dekha aapney kis tarah din mai ek ek kilo meat khaney waley neta  loktantr ko Ramdev baba aur Anna ke prakop sai bachaney ke liye sirf fal kha kar karengay atim saans tak Anshan

The Reason Behind Digvijay Singh’s Comments regarding Baba Ramdev

Digvijay Singh ji bar bar keh rahe hai ki baba ke pass 1100 crore rupees kahan sai aai iska karan ye hai ki baba ke Anshan sai doo din pehle digvijay ke paas Swiss bank ke agent ka phone aaya aur usne Digvijay ko btaya  ki aapka 1100 crore ka amount galti sai india ke kisi Baba Ramdev ke account mai transfer ho gya hai aur phir unhoney jab ye baat congress ke mantriyon ko btai.

Congress kai 4 matriyon nai Baba Ramdev sai Digvijay ke paiasay ke baarey mai puchney ke liye airport pe bethak ki. Lekin baba nai iske barey mai kuch bhi btaney sai inkaar kar diya. Jisse naraj ho kar congress nai baba ke Anshan pe raat ko police ko bhej kae lathi charge karwaya. Lekin baba wahan sai bhaag gai

Abhi tak Digvijay ko apna paisa nhi mil paya aur wo bar bar puchtey hai ki ‘Baba ke paas 1100 crore ka amount kahan sai aaya. Issiliye Digvijay ye bhi keh rahe hai ki baba ko jisne gupt daan diya uska naam tho btaye.

Jab baba bimar ho gaye tho Digvijay ko lga baba jaan bujh kar bimar ka bahana kar rahe hai taanki koi unsey 1100 crore ke baarey mai naa puchey.

Ab issiliye wo lagon sai keh rahey hai ki baba nautanki kar rahe hai

Becharey Digi

Reported by: Punjabi Bheja Fry(Total Bakbas)

Digvijay Singh Says

Je baba Ramdev 11000 lokan nu shastr chalaun de training den gay taan mai 11000 lokan nu bakbas maran de training daunga taanki 11000 de baba ramdev de sena nu control ch rakhya ja sakey