Meeting Between Sonia Gandhi and Manmohan Singh

Manmohan Singh –Sonia ji menu bachao,dasso ki kariye, baba ni manda kenda mai ni band karda Anshan. Uthon di Anna hazare bhi Delhi aa ke baith gya.

Sonia- Don’t worry tumhey koi kuch nhi kahega. Tum chup karke apney ghar mai ghusey raho. Public mai mat aayo.Just chill. Sibbal, Pranab aur Digvijay sab ko kuch handle kar lega.

Manmohan Singh: Sonia ji mainu Bahut dr lag reha hai.Mai ki kran.Mainu kyun bnaya Pradhan Mantri.

Sonia: Manmohan tum bahut siddha hai, ye sab tumharey bas kaa baat nhi hai.Tumhey issiliye tho Prime minister bnaya hai kyun ki  tum siddha hai aur tum bahut obedient hai .

Tum kisi chiz ka reason nhi puchta bus hamarey isara pe nachta rehta hai. Pura congress tumhara innocence ka mja leta hai. Kuch bhi karta hai aur tumhara innocent face ko janta kai Samne la kar bach jaata hai.

Manmohan: Per lok mainu galan kad rahey nai.

Sonia : Arey Tum pe  koi blame aayega aur tumharey karan kisi aur mantri per bhi nhi. U r such a cutie pie. Congress and Indian people luv u only for ur cute innocent face Manmohan.

Manmohan: Sonia ji  Mainu sodi tension hai.BJP, Anna te Baba Ramdev Sodey Barey ulta siddha boli jaandey ne. Merey tho sunya ni janda. Mai soda namak khada hai.

Sonia: Manmohan tum hamara tension mat lo. Mujhey tho hindi  jyada samajh mai hi nhi aata.ha ha ha. Isliye mujhe koi fark nhi padta ke baba, Anna ya Congress kya Bolta hai. Aur jyada problem aaya tho mai Italy chaley Jaungi kuch din ke liye. Vaiasay bhi kafi din sai nhi gayi. Tum Mera Tension mat lo. Apna sehat ka khayal rakho. Tum ko kuch ho gya tho Congress ke paas innocent face nhi rahega jisse log khush rahey.

Manmohan:  Sonia ji Sushma Swaraj bahut ult pult bol rhi hai.

Sonia: Sushma ko tho vaisay bhi bhak bhak karne ka aadat hai. Bahut bolti hai. Pta nhi kya khaati hai vo.

Manmohan: Sonia ji mai soch reha haan tyaag patr de daan.

Sonia: No manmohan. Aisa khyal mn mai laana bhi nhi. Tumharey baad kisko Prime Minister bnaegay. Robert nai priyanka ko bhi mna kar rakha hai politics mai aaney ko aur Rahul ko log abhi jyada like nhi karta. Abhi tho vo logon ko impress karney mai lga hua hai. Agar tumney resign kar diya tho uska sara career barbaad ho jayega.

Manmohan: Sonia ji per mai tang aa gaya. Meri bdi beijti ho rhi hai.

Sonia: Manmohan ji agar aap nai resign kar diya baaki ke log Prime Minister Chair ke liye ld padengay. Aur kisi nai samrthan bapis le liya tho tho sarkar gir jayega aur Rahul ka career tho barbaad ho jayega. Tum thoda patience rakho. Aisa karo thodey din ke liye TV dekhna bnd karo. Just chill.

Manmohan : Mera jenna haram ho gaya Prime Minister bn ke Sonia ji.

Sonia :Kum sai kum mujh jaisi vidhwa aurat ke bachey ke career ke barey mai socho Manmohan ji. Agar mujhe pehley pta hota ki aap aisey darpok hai tho mai kisi aur innocent aur intelligent aadmi ko Prime Minister Bna deti.Aisa situation mai resign karengey tho apka aur congress dono ka image khrab hoga. Bus kisi tarah se teen saal purey kar ligiye aur agli baar agar congress jeet gya tho  dekhtey hai kya karna hai. Ab aap ja saktey hai Manmohan ji aur Media mai kuch bhi bolney sai Pehley mujhe phone karke puch lena.

Mamohan: Madam tusi kyon nhi bn jaandey Prime Minister

Sonia: Arey Manmohan ji agar mujhe kisi nai maar diya tho mera bacha Rahul tho Dunia mai Akela pd jayega. Uska kya hoga merey baad. Abhi tho uska shaadi bhi nahi hua.Aur mai es desh ke liye apna jaan gwana nhi chahti.