Brastachar and Kala tan of Bebey

Santo to bebey-Na bebey  ‘brastachar’ ki hunda.

Bebey – Na tu kithe sun laya

Santo- Oho Jogey alla baba Ramdev sara din TV te bolda rehnda. ‘ Brastachar  tho dur raho.

Bebey –Acha oho.Ni  Brastachar da matlab hai ‘brast achar’ naaley krab te galya sadya achar.

Baba Ramdev kehnda ‘mai  taan sara din joga sikhaunda mar gya,  Te tusi galya sadya achar ni khano hatde. Pehla  es brastachar tho dur ho jo fer hi joga sodey shrir nu faida karuga'

Santo-le bebey saadey papu de daddy taan  pichley saal da achar khano nhi hatde. Mai taan aaj hi sara aachar bar marun chak k.

Santo- Ek Bebey baba ramdev ‘kala tan,  kala tan’ bhi karda rehnda hai.uhda ki matlab

Bebey-le tenu ni pta

Santo-na bebey

Bebey- Kaaley tan da matlab hai ‘fatey puraney kaley note’.

Santo-te baba kyun kenda’ kala tan ,kala tan’

Bebey-  baba kehnda mai taan joga sikhanda mar gya te tusi ticket len lagey galey sadey note fda jaandey ho.

Santo-na bebey oho kenda si kala dhan des di trajkki te lao

Bebey-ni ohi. Kenda note banka ch paye fatti jandey nai te kalley hoyi jaandey ne.uhna nu des di tarkki

te layo per  meri ticket len lagey navey note daayo.

Santo-changa

  

Babey Ramdev de kahani Papu de Jubani

Papu ji Punjabi Bheja Fry de main Reporter nai.
Kal de baba Ram Dev aali kabhar nu poetic way naal cover
Kuch Is tarah kita ………………………..

Kal sham nu aaya si babey nu phon
Baba kehnda kon,te sibbal lag pya ron
Kenda band karo tarna
Mn liyan tohadiyan gallan

Baba kehnda tannbad , Te nalley kehnda likh ke dyo jabab
Babey ne tar ta phone
Sibbal lokan nu lagya chitthi dikhaun
Nalley kenda baba kari janda lokan nu makhaul

Kenda baba taan pehla hi gya si mn
Aivey kari janda hai Anshan
Baba kenda mari janda hai bakwas nalley dai janda hai thokha
Ainey lok khatey karna keda hega sokha

Sibbal ho gya aukha
Sarkar nai police naal bnaya plan
Raat nu ek baje police paunch gi babey nu len
Lokan ne lya babey nu gher
Police ne kita mar mar ke lokan nu dher

Nalley chad ti aasu gas
Babey nu badlna pya bhes
Police ne lya babey nu labh
Deepak Chaursia maari ganda si phkai

jadon akhan ch gas gai
Fer lagya bakan saachai
Aaj tak da kho lya puls ne camera
Deepak chaursia kenda hye marya

Hai marya, hai marya
Police le gai babey nu hardwar
Savere saria partian lagian karan sarkar te bar
Adwani kenda sarker ne kita hai loktantr te bar

Nalley kenda Sonia de hai saari galti
Sushma kehndi mai taan gai si LNJP(Hospital Name)
Lalu kenda mai taan pehlan hi babey nu samjaya si
Modi kehnda sarkar nai ramleela maidan nu rawan leela maidan bnaya si

Digvijay Singh kenda baba thag hai
Baba kenda sarkar nu lagi pai aag hai
Le bhai dekhde haan ke hunda kal nu
Vaisay babey da muh koi kivey fad lu